I’m drunk. I have one follower on this thingy, but I don’t care. I need to bitch. About what? I have no friends. Not true. I have like 5. Still, I don’t think anybody gives a shit about me. I’ve been trying to meet new people, but it’s to no avail. I’m not cute enough for girls, and I’m not manly enough for guys. I thought I was manly and cute all along. I was wrong. Oh well. Bitching is over.